Confessions of a Domestic Goddess... in training

Ma may have slippers which can detect even the finest grain of sugar,
And Rosie’s closets may make Martha Stewart look messy,
But I have discovered the answer to removing grime in one simple scrub.

For this reason alone,
I have decided that appropriate measures must be taken,
And we must share our talents with each other,
And the world as a whole..

Imagine a world where..
Everyone wipes their shoes before they come into the house
Kids take their backpacks to their rooms after school, ‘stead of leaving them at the door.
Women worldwide wiped the caps of Ketchup bottles, and wipe the milk before replacing it in the fridge.

Imagine a world where,
All laundry came out wrinkle free
Where the living room looked like nobody ever walked in..
And the cooks caught every pot just as its about to overflow onto the stove.

I can see it now..
The bathrooms smell of Lysol,
And the kitchen a light hint of lemon..

These are the aspirations
Of a Domestic Goddess…
In training at least.